I Have A Huge Head, And Little Tiny Arms!

People depend on us, the blogging community, to synthesize the news stories of the day, to make the connections that they otherwise would not have made, whether for lack of time, lack of motivation, or lack of intellectual wherewithal. Taking that duty as seriously as I do, I present to you today the obvious upshot of these four recent stories:

Fearless Glow-In-The-Dark DINOSAUR ARMY!


You heard it here first, people. Don't act all surprised when you see the ripples in your Mojitos.