So Sad, All That Midwifery Gone To Waste

"A federal appeals court today ruled that the U.S. government cannot indefinitely imprison a U.S. resident on suspicion alone, and ordered the military to either charge Ali Saleh Kahlah al-Marri with his alleged terrorist crimes in a civilian court or release him." -The Washington Post


Really? The government can't do that? Golly... there are kids entering first grade right now who have lived their entire lives under a regime that thinks that that's perfectly acceptable behavior. And they live in the United States, not Syria or the Sudan or Argentina, and they're living now, not during the late 1970s or the late 1470s. Those kids, who have been reciting the Pledge of Allegiance for a full year or two now, and are at a very impressionable time in their lives, have been swearing fealty to a country that operates secret prisons, abducts its own citizens and holds them without charge, and willfully and openly tortures its captives. As such, those children are a direct threat to the values upon which this country was founded.

It's time for a culling. Get out your long knives and drown out their screams with your ipods, this is for the good of the nation.