We're going to start by assuming that Americans are not too stupid to figure out when and how they are being abused by their leaders. I know, but bear with me. We're going to continue by stipulating that the failure of the American people to overthrow their current government stems from their ignorance of the seriousness of the situation. We're blaming the delinquency of the press for that. By way of remedy, right here and now, we at the Fiery Sword are going to try to put President Bush's statement on Monday in a format that the proud and sturdy yeoman farmers of de Tocqueville's journals can understand and digest:
Oh noes! I'm in ur x-ecootiv, bailin' out ur felonz!
There. It's done. I can hear the torches lighting now, the sharpening of the pitchforks. Like Paul Revere before me, I have alerted the citizenry. Remember, when casting your bronze plaques, to spell my name correctly.
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