We State The Obvious, Because That's What We Do

This whole "blogging" thing has, perhaps, met its match in the form of Facebook updates. It's like a pithiness release valve, the status update; the pressure necessary to write a blog post just never materializes. And who suffers? Why, you, of course, the pithiness-starved, blog-reading public.

Another Turd In The Punchbowl, or "All Your Laws Are Belong To Us"

We're going to start by assuming that Americans are not too stupid to figure out when and how they are being abused by their leaders. I know, but bear with me. We're going to continue by stipulating that the failure of the American people to overthrow their current government stems from their ignorance of the seriousness of the situation. We're blaming the delinquency of the press for that. By way of remedy, right here and now, we at the Fiery Sword are going to try to put President Bush's statement on Monday in a format that the proud and sturdy yeoman farmers of de Tocqueville's journals can understand and digest:

Oh noes! I'm in ur x-ecootiv, bailin' out ur felonz!

There. It's done. I can hear the torches lighting now, the sharpening of the pitchforks. Like Paul Revere before me, I have alerted the citizenry. Remember, when casting your bronze plaques, to spell my name correctly.

Inquiring Minds Want to Know, Part the First

Avid reader Jeff Miller recently posed the following question: What's the deal with Libertarians? We here at the Fiery Sword can't resist an opportunity to expound extemporaneously on subjects over which we have only the slightest mastery, as we take the often surprisingly acceptable results as further confirmation that we are Always Right About Stuff, so we had R'n'D work up this nifty little Q'n'A feature on their R'n'R time.

Well Jeff, some might tell you that Libertarians are pretty much just anarchists who prefer powerlines and interstate highways to homemade candles and moccasins. As to what, exactly, the deal is with them, we have prepared this answer, after perhaps a full two to three minutes of slightly distracted rumination:

The deal with Libertarians is that they thought that they were firmly ensconced in the well-heeled, self-satisfied embrace of the American right-wing, but owing to some careful political jujitsu by the Bush junta, they have awoken, crabby and disoriented, on the center-left, for all practical purposes. Let this fact inform your dealings with them, and you will find that things go much more smoothly.